This track comes from Aaron's playful side — the one who finds humor in chaos and turns everyday absurdity into art. It tackles The absurdity of having sent 168,000+ text messages, what that says about a person, the stories those texts would tell. The lyrics get specific — "Double text king, yeah, I'm always coming" — because personal tracks on Majik's are personal for real, not performatively. The dance pop production matches the energy of the confession. It hits wild and braggadocious, in that order. Every personal track in the catalogue comes from a real moment, a real feeling, a real person. This one is no exception.
[verse 1]
Hundred sixty-eight thousand messages and counting
If you printed them all out, it'd be a mountain
Good morning texts and late-night conversations
Code reviews and weekend invitations
Stransky's thumbs have run a marathon or two
Every emoji sent, every argument I knew
If texts were dollars, I'd be richer than the rest
A-A-Ron's communication game is blessed
[chorus]
One-six-eight K, that's the message count
One-six-eight K, let me break it down
Every LOL, every heart, every angry face
One-six-eight K texts floating through space
[verse 2]
Some were love letters typed at two AM
Some were sorry messages I had to send again
Some were code snippets to the developer crew
Some were just me texting jokes nobody asked me to
OG Unicorn stays connected, that's a fact
Folly Beach's most prolific texter, and that's exact
If you scroll my history you'll see the evolution
From a Navy kid to a tech revolution
[chorus]
One-six-eight K, that's the message count
One-six-eight K, let me break it down
Every LOL, every heart, every angry face
One-six-eight K texts floating through space
[bridge]
Read receipts on, I ain't hiding nothing
Double text king, yeah, I'm always coming
Blue bubbles only, that's the Stransky way
Hundred sixty-eight thousand and I text every day
[chorus]
One-six-eight K, that's the message count
One-six-eight K, let me break it down
Every LOL, every heart, every angry face
One-six-eight K texts floating through space
[outro]
And the number keeps climbing
You'll probably get a text from me after this song