Call Me A-A-Ron

This track comes from Aaron's playful side — the one who finds humor in chaos and turns everyday absurdity into art. It tackles The iconic mispronunciation of Aaron as A-A-Ron, owning it as a brand, the humor of embracing a meme as identity. The lyrics get specific — "OG Unicorn was cool but A-A-Ron hits different" — because personal tracks on Majik's are personal for real, not performatively. The funk production matches the energy of the confession. It hits hilarious and confident, in that order. Every personal track in the catalogue comes from a real moment, a real feeling, a real person. This one is no exception.

[verse 1] Substitute teacher couldn't say my name Now the whole world knows me by it, ain't that a shame A-A-Ron, emphasis on every A Stransky with a nickname that just wouldn't fade away But I took that joke and made it something more Branded it, trademarked it, opened up the door OG Unicorn was cool but A-A-Ron hits different Every time they call me that, I'm grinning, period, isn't it magnificent [chorus] Call me A-A-Ron, say it with your chest Call me A-A-Ron, I'm funnier than the rest Call me A-A-Ron, you know the name by now Aaron's just my government, A-A-Ron's the wow [verse 2] At the coffee shop, they write it on the cup A-A-Ron with three As and I don't give it up Navy roll call, Stransky, that was formal But beach life vibes require something more abnormal CTO of Folly Beach with a comedy routine Lean Six Sigma funny, if you know what I mean I optimize the punchline, eliminate the wait Do more with less words but the laughs are always great [chorus] Call me A-A-Ron, say it with your chest Call me A-A-Ron, I'm funnier than the rest Call me A-A-Ron, you know the name by now Aaron's just my government, A-A-Ron's the wow [bridge] You got your Aarons, your Erins, your Arons too But there's only one A-A-Ron and he's talking to you From the Navy to the beach to the tech I create A-A-Ron's the name, don't abbreviate [chorus] Call me A-A-Ron, say it with your chest Call me A-A-Ron, I'm funnier than the rest Call me A-A-Ron, you know the name by now Aaron's just my government, A-A-Ron's the wow [outro] You done messed up Nah, I'm just playing Or am I?