This track comes from the overlap of beach life and CTO life — morning surf sessions bleeding into architecture reviews. It tackles The full weight and absurd glory of being CTO of Folly Beach - the title sounds corporate but the reality is beautifully unconventional. The lyrics get specific — "The Unconventional Technologist who always has their back" — because personal tracks on Majik's are personal for real, not performatively. The funk production matches the energy of the confession. It hits swagger and proud, in that order. Every personal track in the catalogue comes from a real moment, a real feeling, a real person. This one is no exception.
[verse 1]
Chief Technology Officer of a barrier island
Population two thousand but my vision's sky-high and
Everybody knows me from the pier to the point
Stransky's got the wifi running smooth in this joint
City council meetings where I'm the only tech mind
Explaining cloud computing while they're three years behind
But I love it here, that's what they don't understand
The CTO of Folly Beach with an ocean and a plan
[chorus]
I'm the CTO, the Chief Technology Officer
Smallest city, biggest dreamer, nothing's going to stop me, sir
I'm the CTO, yeah, that's my official name
Folly Beach is small but my ambition's got no frame
[verse 2]
Morning email: printer's jammed in City Hall
Afternoon ticket: website's down, can you take the call
Evening project: redesign the whole infrastructure
A-A-Ron does it all, from the macro to the puncture
OG Unicorn by night, city servant by day
Black Belt in technology and getting stuff to stay
Online, on budget, on time, and on track
The Unconventional Technologist who always has their back
[chorus]
I'm the CTO, the Chief Technology Officer
Smallest city, biggest dreamer, nothing's going to stop me, sir
I'm the CTO, yeah, that's my official name
Folly Beach is small but my ambition's got no frame
[bridge]
Silicon Valley's got their CTOs in towers
I've got mine on a beach with superhuman powers
Doing more with less is not a slogan here
It's the daily reality, every fiscal year
[chorus]
I'm the CTO, the Chief Technology Officer
Smallest city, biggest dreamer, nothing's going to stop me, sir
I'm the CTO, yeah, that's my official name
Folly Beach is small but my ambition's got no frame
[outro]
Chief Technology Officer
Of the best little island in America
Yeah, I said it