Built around The unwritten rules of the local cider house where the community gathers, a playful anthem about tradition and togetherness. Porch Light's front-porch acoustic warmth carries the concept through Americana that rewards repeat listens. "Down at Henderson's Cider House on the edge of town" — the kind of line that sticks in your head three days later. The mood runs lively, playful, communal. Genre showcases on Majik's aren't filler — they're proof that independent music can carry real emotional weight when the lyrics and production align.
[verse 1]
Down at Henderson's Cider House on the edge of town
There's a chalkboard by the entrance that lays the rules all down
Rule number one, you leave your troubles at the door
Rule number two, you dance on the sawdust floor
Rule number three, you buy a round for somebody new
Rule number four, the jukebox only plays what's true
It's been running since the fifties on the honor system's grace
And everybody in the county knows this place
[chorus]
Cider house rules, check your worries at the gate
Cider house rules, it don't matter if you're late
Grab a glass, grab a friend, grab a seat by the fire
Cider house rules, lift your spirits higher
If you can sing then sing, if you can stomp then stomp
Cider house rules, this is our little romp
Everybody's welcome, that's the golden law
Cider house rules, best you ever saw
[verse 2]
Big Jim plays the fiddle every other Friday night
His daughter tends the bar and keeps the taps all running right
The farmers and the teachers and the deputies off shift
All sitting side by side because the cider is the gift
Rule number five, you never talk about politics
Rule number six, you fix what your neighbor can't fix
Rule number seven, when the last call bell is rung
You sing the closing song, every word, every lung
[chorus]
Cider house rules, check your worries at the gate
Cider house rules, it don't matter if you're late
Grab a glass, grab a friend, grab a seat by the fire
Cider house rules, lift your spirits higher
If you can sing then sing, if you can stomp then stomp
Cider house rules, this is our little romp
Everybody's welcome, that's the golden law
Cider house rules, best you ever saw
[bridge]
Some folks drive an hour just to feel the warmth
Of a place that doesn't judge, that weathers every storm
The floorboards know the shuffle of a thousand boots
And the rafters hold the echoes of the cider house hoots
So raise your glass to Henderson, may his memory live on
In every drop of apple and every closing song
[chorus]
Cider house rules, check your worries at the gate
Cider house rules, it don't matter if you're late
Grab a glass, grab a friend, grab a seat by the fire
Cider house rules, lift your spirits higher
If you can sing then sing, if you can stomp then stomp
Cider house rules, this is our little romp
Everybody's welcome, that's the golden law
Cider house rules, best you ever saw
[outro]
Cider house rules
Everybody's welcome
Cider house rules
See you Friday night