Conan's Night

This track was born from a real headline: Conan O'Brien hosting the 2026 Oscars, bringing his signature humor and self-deprecation to Hollywood's biggest night. Muckraker's reggaeton production gives the story the weight of a front-page exclusive — journalism you can feel in your chest. Lines like "Conan at the Oscars, twenty-twenty-six arrive." anchor the track in specifics that generic coverage misses. The mood — playful — reflects the emotional reality behind the numbers. Every Majik's Studio news track exists to make you feel the story, not just read it.

[verse 1] They gave the tall man with the hair the biggest stage alive, Conan at the Oscars, twenty-twenty-six arrive. He walked out doing that string dance, the audience was gone, Hollywood's most serious night and Conan's got it on. He roasted every nominee but made them love the burn, Said I've been waiting thirty years, I think it's finally my turn. From late night to the Dolby, from the desk to center stage, The internet's favorite ginger on the golden page. He brought out Jordan Schlansky for a bit about the wine, The audience was crying, every punchline was a sign That comedy's the antidote to everything that's heavy, And Conan held the room together, firm and steady. The monologue was fourteen minutes, standing ovation twice, He thanked his wife and said she's still too good—that's her sacrifice. Twitter was exploding, every meme was Conan's face, The man turned Oscar night into a comedy embrace. [chorus] Conan's night, Conan's night, Tall man got the big stage right. Conan's night, Conan's night, Laughing till the morning light. Conan's night, Conan's night, Oscar gold and comedy bright. [verse 2] He did a bit where he pretended he was up for Best Actor too, Pulled out a reel of clips from nineteen-ninety-two. The camera cut to Michael B., who was laughing in his seat, Even Spielberg in the fourth row had to tap his feet. Between the awards he'd pop up in the strangest spots, The bathroom, the parking lot, behind the coffee pots. Remote segments running live—classic Conan through and through, He asked a tourist on the boulevard who they thought would win, they had no clue. The ratings hit a seven-year high before the night was done, Turns out America was hungry for some fun. He closed the show by singing slightly off-key to the crowd, Said this is what you get when you let a talk show host be loud. Social media crowned him greatest host of the decade, The clips were shared a hundred million times before they fade. So raise a glass to Conan, the ginger king of night, He turned the Oscars into everything that's right. [chorus] Conan's night, Conan's night, Tall man got the big stage right. Conan's night, Conan's night, Laughing till the morning light. Conan's night, Conan's night, Oscar gold and comedy bright. [bridge] From Team Coco to the Dolby Theatre floor, Thirty years of punchlines building to this door. The hair, the walk, the self-deprecating grin, Hollywood said welcome, Conan said let's begin. Seven-year ratings high, the tweets won't stop, Conan proved that funny always rises to the top. [chorus] Conan's night, Conan's night, Tall man got the big stage right. Conan's night, Conan's night, Laughing till the morning light. Conan's night, Conan's night, Oscar gold and comedy bright. [outro] Conan's night... Conan's night... The string dance at the Dolby felt so right. Conan's night... Conan's night... Ginger king forever in the spotlight.