This track comes from the overlap of beach life and CTO life — morning surf sessions bleeding into architecture reviews. It tackles A love song written entirely in Six Sigma metaphors - upper control limits, standard deviation, process capability - genuinely romantic. The lyrics get specific — "Without you I'm below the line, out of spec, can't see" — because personal tracks on Majik's are personal for real, not performatively. The slow jam production matches the energy of the confession. It hits romantic and nerdy, in that order. Every personal track in the catalogue comes from a real moment, a real feeling, a real person. This one is no exception.
[verse 1]
You're my upper control limit, the best that I can be
Without you I'm below the line, out of spec, can't see
The process capability of loving you this much
Is beyond six sigma, darling, beyond a single touch
Stransky never thought he'd find a love that's in control
Every data point aligned, you complete the whole
No special cause variation when you're next to me
Just common cause perfection, statistical harmony
[chorus]
Control chart love, you keep me in the range
Control chart love, nothing needs to change
Every measurement I take says you're the one
Control chart love, the process has begun
[verse 2]
Your smile's the mean, the average of my best days
Your laugh's the standard deviation in the best ways
I used to be an outlier, unstable, out of spec
Till A-A-Ron found a love that passed every check
Gage R and R confirmed that what I feel is true
Repeatable, reproducible, every time with you
OG Unicorn found magic in the data stream
You're the six sigma quality of my every dream
[chorus]
Control chart love, you keep me in the range
Control chart love, nothing needs to change
Every measurement I take says you're the one
Control chart love, the process has begun
[bridge]
I was out of control before I met you here
Random, scattered, full of fear
But you brought me back to center line
Black Belt in love, and girl, you're mine
[chorus]
Control chart love, you keep me in the range
Control chart love, nothing needs to change
Every measurement I take says you're the one
Control chart love, the process has begun
[outro]
Within spec
Within range
Within love
That'll never change
