This track comes from the overlap of beach life and CTO life — morning surf sessions bleeding into architecture reviews. It tackles The endless tech support calls a small-town CTO gets - from password resets to explaining what a browser is - told with love and humor. The lyrics get specific — "Ring ring, Stransky, my computer's got a virus" — because personal tracks on Majik's are personal for real, not performatively. The pop production matches the energy of the confession. It hits hilarious and relatable, in that order. Every personal track in the catalogue comes from a real moment, a real feeling, a real person. This one is no exception.
[verse 1]
Ring ring, Stransky, my computer's got a virus
Ring ring, Aaron, what's a password, can you wire us
Ring ring, A-A-Ron, the printer's making sounds
Ring ring, sir, the internet is down in all the grounds
I'm a CTO not a genius bar, but here we go
Yes ma'am, try turning it off, there you go
No sir, Google is not broken, that's your screen
Have you tried restarting? That's what I mean
[chorus]
Tech support hotline, Stransky speaking
Tech support hotline, my patience leaking
But I fix it with a smile 'cause that's what I do
Tech support hotline, I'm here for you
[verse 2]
Someone brought a laptop full of sand and asked me why
It's running slow, I said, well, we live on a beach, nice try
Councilwoman needs her email on her brand-new phone
But she's entering her password as her ringtone
OG Unicorn handles it with grace and charm
Lean Six Sigma patience, keeping calm
Built an entire platform in five weeks, remember that?
But today I'm explaining what a PDF is at
[chorus]
Tech support hotline, Stransky speaking
Tech support hotline, my patience leaking
But I fix it with a smile 'cause that's what I do
Tech support hotline, I'm here for you
[bridge]
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
That'll fix about ninety percent, my friend
[chorus]
Tech support hotline, Stransky speaking
Tech support hotline, my patience leaking
But I fix it with a smile 'cause that's what I do
Tech support hotline, I'm here for you
[outro]
Call back anytime
Seriously though, try restarting first
