This track is a literal invoice turned into a banger. Cisco UCS from Mohammed for a thousand bucks — ChatGPT confirmed it was fair. Three P40s from Texas, two from Charleston, RTX 6000, P100, M10 — every GPU line item became a bar. The pride of self-funded infrastructure, the excitement of installing 384 gigs of RAM and knowing there was room for more. UC-BRO and GF-BRO were born that night.
[Verse 1]
Can you believe it — two terabytes of RAM
Cisco UCS, dual CPU — that's the plan
Mohammed said a thousand, ChatGPT said it's fair
Not great, not bad — but bro, we don't care
384 gigs, then he threw in more on the side
Install as many as you need — what a ride
10 gig Ethernet, link 'em both together
This infrastructure's built to last forever
[Pre-Chorus]
Three P40s in Texas, two in Charleston town
RTX 6000, P100 — we ain't slowing down
M10 in the mix, GPU inventory stacked
Post about it now — hype — then the install — more hype — that's a fact
[Chorus]
Two terabytes of RAM! (Oh!)
Building out the rack, that's who I am
Two terabytes of RAM! (Go!)
From the clinic closet to the promised land
Servers spinning, GPUs lit
Self-funded infrastructure, legit
Two terabytes of RAM
BRO — that's the plan!
[Verse 2]
Found the rails for our server — cleaned the rack today
Old PBX got killed — clinic didn't blow away
Mold in the closet but we're clearing out the space
Making room for the future — put the server in its place
He said "It takes 220" — I said "Make it look dope"
Hooking up the power supply, expanding the scope
I said "Don't use it as the new AD server though"
He said "Absolutely not, it's gonna be our baby, bro"
[Bridge]
Not jinxing it — post after it's running
But the hype train's coming and we're already gunning
Intel Optane, persistent DIMM
512 gigs per stick — that ain't a whim
UC-BRO — that's what we'll name it
GF-BRO — yeah we ain't gonna tame it
[Chorus]
Two terabytes of RAM! (Oh!)
Building out the rack, that's who I am
Two terabytes of RAM! (Go!)
From the clinic closet to the promised land
Servers spinning, GPUs lit
Self-funded infrastructure, legit
Two terabytes of RAM
BRO — that's the plan!
[Outro]
I am grateful we are able to self-fund this infra...
Fuck yeah bro — INFRA!
Title: Two Terabytes of RAM
