UC-BRO

UC-BRO is a real server. A Cisco UCS rack that Aaron and Shafen bought from a guy named Mohammed, loaded with GPUs, and installed in a clinic closet after ripping out an old PBX system. Two terabytes of RAM, three P40s from Texas, an RTX 6000 — self-funded infrastructure that became the foundation of everything. The lyrics are pulled directly from their text conversations as they built it out, from the mold cleanup to the 220V power supply to ChatGPT confirming the deal was fair.

[Verse 1] UC-BRO in the rack, yeah we named it right Cisco UCS from Mohammed, picked it up that night We didn't get UC-1 for sitting in the corner Being a little bitch — nah, we came with the order Three P40s in Texas, two more in the South RTX 6000 on deck, watch what comes out our mouth P100, M10, GPU inventory stacked Self-funded this infrastructure — ain't no taking that back [Pre-Chorus] ChatGPT said it's fair — not great, not bad But two servers with the RAM? Best deal we ever had He said "I am done being manic" — that lasted ten minutes Then he bought the power supply — bro, there are no limits [Chorus] UC-BRO! Pull up with the rack UC-BRO! We ain't never looking back Servers in the closet, GPUs on deck Flexing on these wannabes — put some respect UC-BRO! That's the name GF-BRO! We ain't playing games Two terabytes deep, and we just getting started UC-BRO — stone cold, cold-hearted [Verse 2] Cleaned the rack at the clinic, pulled the PBX out Killed it — nothing happened — that's what I'm talking about Found the rails, cleared the mold, made the space pristine Most expensive closet in the building — know what I mean? He said "It takes 220" — I said "Make it dope" 384 gigs of RAM and we're expanding the scope Proxmox on the VM, Windows and Mac Ubuntu on the bare metal — BRO, we on attack [Bridge] Fucking CHODE with his single 5070 Bitch ass — while we stacking inventory Success is the best form of revenge, remember? UC-BRO running hot from January to December He said "Can you believe you have two TB of RAM?" I said "No bro, that's nuts" — but here I am Post about it now — hype — then the install More hype — BRO — we about to have it all [Chorus] UC-BRO! Pull up with the rack UC-BRO! We ain't never looking back Servers in the closet, GPUs on deck Flexing on these wannabes — put some respect UC-BRO! That's the name GF-BRO! We ain't playing games Two terabytes deep, and we just getting started UC-BRO — stone cold, cold-hearted [Outro] "Absolutely not — it's gonna be our baby" "Its gonna be our baby, BRO" UC-BRO GF-BRO Infra on infra on infra BRO! Title: UC-BRO