Your LinkedIn Is Lying

This track comes from Aaron's playful side — the one who finds humor in chaos and turns everyday absurdity into art. It tackles The gap between people's curated professional personas and their reality. The humble brags, the fake vulnerability, the performative hustle culture. From someone who actually built things.. The lyrics get specific — "I'm a Navy vet who knows the difference between real" — because personal tracks on Majik's are personal for real, not performatively. The alternative production matches the energy of the confession. It hits biting and humorous, in that order. Every personal track in the catalogue comes from a real moment, a real feeling, a real person. This one is no exception.

[verse 1] Thrilled to announce I've joined myself as CEO Of a company that doesn't have revenue to show But the headshot's crisp, the banner's blue And I wrote a post about failure that went viral, woohoo I'm humbled, I'm honored, I'm incredibly blessed To announce that I put on pants and I got dressed And showed up to the office that's actually my couch But the LinkedIn post says visionary, not a grouch [chorus] Your LinkedIn is lying and we all know Behind the humble brag is a highlight reel show Your LinkedIn is lying, but so is mine sometimes The only difference is I know where the truth line divides Agreed? Thoughts? Let me know in the comments below While I ghost your connection request from six months ago [verse 2] I actually built a platform, actually served my time Actually got the Black Belt, actually learned to climb But I don't need a carousel post with ten slides deep To tell you I woke up at five, like bro, so does my sleep Apnea, it's not discipline, it's just biology Stop turning basic life into a personal mythology I'm a Navy vet who knows the difference between real And the curated fiction that the algorithm lets you feel [chorus] Your LinkedIn is lying and we all know Behind the humble brag is a highlight reel show Your LinkedIn is lying, but so is mine sometimes The only difference is I know where the truth line divides [bridge] And I get it, we're all just trying to be seen In a feed that moves so fast you're gone between The scroll and the swipe, so you exaggerate But somewhere authenticity took the bait And now we've got thought leaders who never led a thing And influencers whose influence is influencing nothing [verse 3] So here's the unfiltered version of my professional brand I'm tired, I'm building, I don't always have a plan Some days I crush it, some days I'm crushed And I don't need your LinkedIn likes to feel enough [outro] End of post No hashtags No thoughts? Agreed? Let me know below Just the truth